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A little bit of everything.

Hello again

When I first introduced myself on here I told you that I was Manchester United fan, this hasn’t changed despite recent results and dubious assistant referee’s decisions. I decided this week to share some inside stories with you.  The picture is an advanced and completely unauthorised image of United’s kit for next season, not my favourite shirt I have to admit and I won’t be buying one anyway until the Glazer’s have bitten the dust. This odious family have saddled a club that had £65M in the bank when they took over with debts totalling £716M. They have also given their entire family board level positions that allow them to borrow another £20M from the club at very nice interest rates. Nice work if you can get it huh?

The big rumour doing the rounds in England at the moment pertains to a North west based player, whose WAG has ejected him from the family home because he has allegedly gotten a 16 year old waitress in the family way. This story has not come from any of my journo contacts and should be treated as scurrilous until the redtops get hold of it.

The other big rumour is that Liverpool’s Spanish waiter, sorry manager, has agreed a deal to become Juventus’ manager for next season. After his comedy antics this last few seasons, I hope it isn’t true. Who can forget his list of “Fergie facts?” That press conference, during which his replies were prompted by the Liverpool press officer, was surely the worst idea since JFK thought it was a lovely day for a drive and told Jackie “Let’s leave the top down eh love?”

Finally, I got told off by one of our customers at the shop for making a joke out of the volcano troubles last week. On reflection, I should have let the dust settle first.

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